You know that episode of the Simpsons where Homer wraps the caramelly waffle around a stick of butter? This tastes like watching that scene.

You know that episode of the Simpsons where Homer wraps the caramelly waffle around a stick of butter? This tastes like watching that scene.

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via choctawaukerman)

1996 - 2014 
#Bootythecat 
He caught a man. He caught a mouse. He did it all. ❤
#bestkittyever

1996 - 2014 
#Bootythecat
He caught a man. He caught a mouse. He did it all. ❤
#bestkittyever

The physical therapy place has one helluva view. #comedycasualty

The physical therapy place has one helluva view. #comedycasualty

Alright, after years and years of misfires in my direction FB finally got one targeted ad just right.

Alright, after years and years of misfires in my direction FB finally got one targeted ad just right.

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

(via weaponsofsassdestruction)

Lemme just…
*BUCKETS*

(Source: rory-williams, via luciferedpotatoes)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Scully’s afraid the feminists are going to take his crown away.
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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Scully’s afraid the feminists are going to take his crown away.

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I look drunk but I’m just that happy to be out of the house. Farewell to @tanishalong who will be kicking asses in LA!! <3

I look drunk but I’m just that happy to be out of the house. Farewell to @tanishalong who will be kicking asses in LA!! <3

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via cunafish)

All dressed up*, nowhere to go. 
But it doesn&#8217;t matter, cause dinner is steak and potatoes!
*t-shirt, bun
#willgetprettyformeat

All dressed up*, nowhere to go.
But it doesn’t matter, cause dinner is steak and potatoes!
*t-shirt, bun
#willgetprettyformeat

fallontonight:

Jimmy takes on Hugh Jackman in a brand new game called Pool Bowling!

Sometimes my wackiest dreams become manifest.

It’s insane.