Oh Fairfield County, Connecticut. You did all the work for me. #jokesinsitu

Oh Fairfield County, Connecticut. You did all the work for me. #jokesinsitu

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via hedonomania)

jowji:

when the whole squad lookin fresh as hell

jowji:

when the whole squad lookin fresh as hell

(Source: grossho, via xxmolls)

tyleroakley:

6 seconds is not enough.

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via truedecepticonleader)

damnafricawhathappened:

This is your life. Are you going to choose to live it miserably or do the things that make you happy?

So get off your ass and do the things you want to do, change the bad things in your life, make yourself a better person just go out and do it

no one is stopping you except for yourself

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daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

(Source: themadthadder, via flapperwitch)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via whathappensontheholodeck)

Rainy day, silver lining. #rose #flower #rain #bloom #GladGame

Rainy day, silver lining. #rose #flower #rain #bloom #GladGame

I’m subbing at a school and I’m listening to Patton Oswald’s voice. This mashup life is working!

thaxted:

note-a-bear:

elli-vanelli:

ursulavernon:

seananmcguire:

moon-medicine:

my-wayward-shawn:

dogjpeg:

randallascot:

roachpatrol:

creatures-alive:

Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 


holy shit


in english it’s called a Sunda Flying Lemur

Flying sloth. Lookit

sloth bat ♡

I’ll take twelve.

What is this? Why was I not informed this existed? Holy crap I am in love forever and want to huggle it!
How big are they?!

there was a point in my life when I was under the impression that I knew about all of the larger-than-bug sized animals that were worth knowing about but gosh was I wrong

IT’S PERFECT

:O hobbitkaiju IT’S BACK.

thaxted:

note-a-bear:

elli-vanelli:

ursulavernon:

seananmcguire:

moon-medicine:

my-wayward-shawn:

dogjpeg:

randallascot:

roachpatrol:

creatures-alive:

Tando (via 500px / sleeping Tando by Hendy Mp)

what the fuck? wh a t the fuck??? what. what the fuck. 

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holy shit

image

in english it’s called a Sunda Flying Lemur

Flying sloth. Lookit

sloth bat ♡

I’ll take twelve.

What is this? Why was I not informed this existed? Holy crap I am in love forever and want to huggle it!

How big are they?!

there was a point in my life when I was under the impression that I knew about all of the larger-than-bug sized animals that were worth knowing about but gosh was I wrong

IT’S PERFECT

:O hobbitkaiju IT’S BACK.

(via truedecepticonleader)

flippyflippynutella:

so yesterday in science my teacher was talking about ecology and he got onto the subject of food webs so he drew an example on the board and he wrote snail and he was like ‘what eats a snail…’ and everyone was yelling out answers and then i scream out ‘french people' and guess what he wrote down

(via perfectionisntforme)

I stole this from the internets because I loves it (I mean that Gollum-y tone) #worf #tng #dorn #awwwwwworf #dianarossbob

I stole this from the internets because I loves it (I mean that Gollum-y tone) #worf #tng #dorn #awwwwwworf #dianarossbob

In prep for this year’s NYCC so here’s last year’s #throwbackThursday #tbt #nycc
#cosplay #startrek #nerd #city #nyc #tng #riker #troi

In prep for this year’s NYCC so here’s last year’s #throwbackThursday #tbt #nycc
#cosplay #startrek #nerd #city #nyc #tng #riker #troi

If you need me I’ll be over here, being the whitest person you know. 

(Note to self: These do not “net out to zero, really.” Really.)

If you need me I’ll be over here, being the whitest person you know.

(Note to self: These do not “net out to zero, really.” Really.)

That’s what I call the Earth! #open #sesame #muppet #snack #monster #terriblehuman #cookiemonster

That’s what I call the Earth! #open #sesame #muppet #snack #monster #terriblehuman #cookiemonster